blogtard:

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when I have children, this is what I will do …

07:10 pm, reblogged  by ejtalks 507244

It’s all falling apart!
I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!
You did it to me first!
I can’t believe you did this to me.

probably one of my most favourite films of all time …

09:30 pm, reblogged  by ejtalks 85096

my brain … I just … is this real life?

(Source: paintvrlife)

08:00 pm, reblogged  by ejtalks 212060

becomingthefitgirl:

seriously one of the most important lessons in life- taught to you by a monkey and a lion

10:25 am, reblogged  by ejtalks 207628

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

story of my life

02:45 pm, reblogged  by ejtalks 844

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

haha. we’re not all like this …

  12:17 pm, reblogged  by ejtalks 545

fishingboatproceeds:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.” 

Wait. Wrong book.

I ate ham like you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.


… love Nerdfighteria!

  09:43 am, reblogged  by ejtalks 38941